A Husband...and his Prospective "Mistress" PART 2 - By Funmilola Omobowoje

...What???? Love? In 2 days? What's the world turning into? Love in 2 days which would turn to hatred in 2 years abi?
Whose fault is this? Is the woman supposed to be coerced into doing what she doesn't want to do? The man wants some spice in his relationship;the woman isn't seeing it that way.What should he do? He's an attractive young man and I'm a single Corp member who needs money to support allawee,what do I do? *Covers face*

If you missed the Part 1 of this Interesting true life story, Kindly read HERE

A Husband...and his Prospective "Mistress" - By Funmilola Omobowoje

'My name is Lanre. Its a pleasure meeting you. What's yours?'
'Funmi. Nice to meet you too'
'So, what do u do?'
'I'm a youth corp member'
'Oh I see...ajuwaya *winks*'
'Yes o. You?'
'I'm a Banker. I work with GTB'
'Okay....nice. All d money'
'Hehehehehe. I hear.'
'Oops,am sorry-gotta go. Duty calls'
'Okay then. Please send a message when you are free'

That was the conversation between myself and this new friend of mine on Facebook some years back (name changed and other details,including the exact conversation,but the idea of the entire conversation is the same *mischievous smile*)

Antidote For Clumsy Sex (II) - FOR THE MARRIED ONLY!

Part 1 of this write-up was published a few days ago. Incase you didn't read, read HERE
Every husband wants to taste the extra packaging that comes along with well-arranged sex. The aroma of a hygienic, dirt-free vagina fluid is one of the erotic sexual power for many husbands. So keep your vagina inviting, captivating, appealing, tempting and enticing always.

Husbands should know that the woman’s surest gateway to a good sex is through 100 per cent carefulness and tenderness. And when you ignore it, you are cutting real first-class sex out of the relationship. And what most wives want in bed is a man who is not clumsy; someone who knows how to control the timing of his ejaculation while love play is on, so that both spouses will get the maximum pleasure from sex. The longer a husband lasts, the deeper his climax, the sweeter the sex for his wife. Wives by nature need time to be fully aroused whereas husbands get aroused almost immediately. Besides, 87 per cent of women do not climax through penetrative sex alone. Most need some form of extra stimuli, massaging and clitoral caresses. All these help to build a woman’s excitement level before thrusting and prevent clumsiness because the average woman needs around 20 to 28 minutes of connection.

Antidote for Clumsy Sex (1)- For the MARRIED ONLY!

Hi Guys...Been a while! Oops! I guess I haven't wished you a happy new year...My bad! Well, as a couple, start this year on a beautiful note by reading this beautiful piece by FUNMI AKINGBADE. Read ONLY if you are married o!

The major sexual challenge of typical couples is acquiring and applying up to date sexual data. When you ask many men how they get along sexually with their wives, you will be shocked to hear majority of them say ‘we just did it anyhow.’ This means it was not only clumsy but rough and sometimes bloody. The memory of such experience is a time bomb.

Whenever you feel that your knowledge of getting your spouse in gear for sex is inadequate or limited, then it might be time to brush up your knowledge of the art of sexual facts to avert clumsiness. Sex is a mysterious and sacred act that knits couple together in ways that are beyond description.

Making Love or Having Sex

I love FUNMI AKINGBADE a lot and i thought to share something she wrote...ENJOY! LEARN!!

Making love or having sex, are they the same thing? How do I differentiate love making from just having sex? This nature of questions comes up frequently from spouses and proffering answers to them may sometimes get confusing.

Letter From An Aborted Child

Dear Mum,

I have decided to talk to you, to let you know my feelings. I want to know why you did it. My story is short. I have stayed inside you for only three months. I was very comfortable and warm. I felt really protected. I know you are a special person because I ate the food you ate. I longed for the day I would see your face. Nine months was a long time to wait, but I was determined to wait. I had to be patient. One day I heard you converse with a man about me, and at some stage you quarreled. The man then offered you some money to get rid of me...

OMG...Am I Pregnant? (Part II)

Yeah, this is the concluding part of the "PREGGIE" Story...If you missed the beginning of the story, kindly read HERE

...The journey into being pregnant began, and, I must confess, It wasn't any fun at the beginning. I literarily started changing...OMG...I NEVER envisaged this..I detested the smell of almost everything; food cooked by me, My husband's favorite perfume, I was nauseated by almost anything. I wanted to eat meals made by neighbours or even at the markets. I could sniff the empty air and trail a food odour to where it was being cooked until I found it.